Hi, I’m Hank.
I’m a freelance creative and writer living in Seattle. I hope you enjoy this brief-ish summary of my time in advertising and marketing.
In Seattle, I worked at GreenRubino for 2 years as a Senior Writer and made a bunch of ad stuff for health care, animal care, money care, car care, care care… good times.
Before Seattle, you’d find me partnering on innovative campaign work in Los Angeles at Tinder & Vans.
@Tinder we got a Date Farmer to talk dating + Bob Ross to swipe right + and other stuff that made us laugh. We increased Tinder’s social media following by 3.7 gazillion (hard data).
@Vans I collaborated on brand campaign work and pretended to pretend to skateboard. You know… fakie, but never got on a skateboard so no one figured it out. + free vans. Me for the win.
I’ve invented advertising for RedBull on RedBull, written real-life scripts for Amazon Live, gave free tattoos and mohawks to 5-year-olds with Rudy’s Barbershop, and phoned in retail work for T-mobile (I didn’t phone it in… just kinda works with what I’m doing here).
An incredibly awesomely super long time ago I used to produce stuff (ahem…senior produce stuff) for - Apple, Google, Levis, Adidas all across the globe including Florida. That was... that was then.
Ok, I think that’s good. Thank you for listening.
Hank